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cob-gobbler 

When you ferociously devour a large penis in the manner of a starving person chowing down on a corn on the cob well drizzled in butter.
Man look at her go - your girlfirend is a champion cob-gobbler.
cob-gobbler by MBlaster August 4, 2007
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Cob-gobbler 

A corn company started by second-generation farmers the Shuck Brothers. They emphasize the culture of nice ears, silky hairs, ripe kernels, and sucking down the largest stalks you’ve ever seen—all types yellow, white, red, and purple.
The cob-gobblers have done it again releasing yet another disgusting corn video. This time they slathered their stalks with high fructose corn syrup before they went to town.
Cob-gobbler by Wordzmeth June 15, 2019

CobGobbler

A CobGobbler is a person who gets fecal matter in their mouth, be it intentional or otherwise.
(a reference to corn in shit logs)

- The person who has the "chocolate" in their mouth can then be called the "Cob Gobbler" or simply "Gobbler"
- The Shit does not need to be from a human, but does need to be the same type as a human, i.e., Bird shit is more like a liquid (and never contains corn chunks) and so is generally not considered for Cob Gobbling, however there is nothing stopping the informal use when an instance like this occurs.
Steph was giving Sam a Thunder Harvest when she suddenly found herself a cobgobbler...
CobGobbler by SpikeyMonkey December 31, 2014

cobgobbler

Generic unisexual insult. The implication being that the Cobgobbler infact gobbles cob. Cob meaning penis and gobble meaning oral stimulation.
"who cares what that Cobgobbler thinks!"
cobgobbler by David Troutt May 29, 2008

cobnobbler 

One who freely administers oral sex. A cobnobbler will practice this act with no restraint. Also known as a chickenhead.
Damn, Shannon is a cobnobbler.

copgobbler 

A motorist who attempts to ingratiate himself or herself with traffic officers and avoid tickets by applying a bumper sticker that purports to support the police. See also copsucker
See that black sticker with the blue horizontal line? It means that driver is a copgobbler.
copgobbler by Divinedefiner June 16, 2010