Club sandwiches, not seals Share definition Flag The phrase one would say to get others to save seals, but in a way, be funny about it. Seal Lover: "Club sandwiches, not seals!" Person: "He's right, we should save the seals!" Club sandwiches, not seals by Aiexxx January 5, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Club sandwiches, not seals mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch