c-town's definitions

convictionis

its a condition where a woman gets bunk ass surgery and their nipples fall off.

Those huge black craters made it easy to tell she had suffered convictionis.

by c-town April 3, 2004

dumb box

used in reference of a stupid female

Taylor's an f'in dumb box!

by c-town July 10, 2004

hot pocket

the act of shitting in your hand and proceeding to masterbate with the stated hand.

Ethan gave himself a hot pocket then cried himself to sleep

by c-town July 5, 2004

bunk ass surgery

This is the result of going out of country (i.e. mexico, venezuela) to get surgery, most likely breast implants or a tummy tuck.

I was cheap and now I'm stuck with this bunk ass surgery.

by c-town April 3, 2004