Cloutism 

When a niqqa is only about the clout (LIL Baby and only LIT songs)

Someone : "Cartier glasses I won't even peek at you"
Me : "You have more Cloutism than RIch the KId!!"

Cloutism by AzizTHEGREAT September 25, 2018

Cloudism 

A new religion focusing on the existance of clouds as a living and breathing creature. The main filosophy in cloudism are gingers not having souls and clouds being the solemnly leaders of the world.

The religion started on the boards of "Religion & Spirituality" on Yahoo! Answers.

Tom: Hey Jim, see that cloud up there?

Jim: Yeah?

Tom: I'm a member of the Union of Cloudism, I believe in those as my leaders.

Cloudism by Smelly bullcrap January 27, 2011