A Cloud Nine is an easy way to be launched into a high euphoria. First, the person who is going to be cloud nined must flatten against a wall, and then bend over. After that, they must hyperventilate for 1 to 2 minutes. After hypervetilating, they suck in all air and hold their breath. After that, they once again go back against the wall with their breath held. A second person must then immediately cut off all blood and oxygen going to the brain, by placing their hands over the cloud niner's throat, as if they were choking the cloud niner. After this, the cloud niner should pass out for a few seconds and then awake. When the cloud niner awakes, they have little knowledge of anything around them and don't remember who the people are around them, no matter how good of friends they are with the people surrounding them. This usually sends the cloud niner into a shocked state. WARNING: This entry can not be held responsible for any cloud nine related injuries due to taking instruction from it, because I simply was told what it was like from a friend.
"After he he awoke from the Cloud Nine, he was terrified as to who was around him, and freaked out. With time, he regained full knowledge of his surroundings though.
by B.J. Samuels May 31, 2005
by Dcvr December 04, 2013
We were floating on cloud nine.
by Zenocide February 18, 2004
Well, after hearing that, I be on cloud nine after the first date, thinking that this was the one, but then, she stood me up on the second date
by BanBan October 09, 2014
After winning the lottery, he was on cloud nine.
by Light Joker May 22, 2005
My friend Elena decided to take more calculus classes because she was out of her mind on cloud nine.
by Tawnos January 18, 2005
a happy, pleasurable state of mind usually used after smokin tree, drinking alot of alki or havin sex
by Jerry February 17, 2004