Cloud Fuck 

Verb:

When you cut a hole in your pillow put your dick in the hole and and then have sex with the other person through the hole in the pillow. The pillow should remain in between you and the other person to act as cushioning.

I really want to cloud fuck your mom

Cloud Fuck by west show May 26, 2010

Cloud fucker 

A predisposition to lie or greatly exaggerates about ones sexual conquests.

-noun. C-lau-d fa-huk-er

1. Mr. Wilson didn't see any inconsistency between his recollection about shagging that chick who left the club at the same time as he did last night. Even though she didn't actually leave with him as she returned after failing to get a taxi/cab and spent rest of the night in my bed. Mr. Wilson; he may be a drinking buddy but what a cloud fucker.

2. By his own account, Mr. Smith was a rebellious young man. Among Harvard music majors, he was known as a cloud fucker.

Cloud fucker by Al Cawdrey September 26, 2009

bump-a-claud [fuck] 

in da carridean it means fuck so don't got sayin this to people in da carribean they'll wope ya ass.

cause: yo momma is a silly bump-a-claud.
effect: yo ass get beat down

bump-a-claud [fuck] by nick January 12, 2004

cloud fucked 

When Anthony Weiner's emails get synced from the cloud and you lose a Presidential election because of it

Wow, I was going to be President, until I got cloud fucked.

cloud fucked by Six_Flags_Kid_NC November 14, 2016

cloudcuckoolander 

A person with extremely eccentric/odd behavior and mannerisms that are seemingly oblivious to the world around them, to the extent that it seems like they are from another planet. They are simultaneously retards and geniuses, at once both completely insane and utterly lucid. They can be very awesome, due to their general uniqueness and different way of thinking. They can also be very annoying, due to the fact that, while they are physically on Earth, they are, mentally, paying a visit to their Martian relatives.
The word "cloudcuckoolander" was coined by TVTropes Wiki.

Alice: Timmy just finished telling me how he accidentally turned his bedroom into the Mendelbrot set.

Bob: That guy's an EPIC cloudcuckoolander. Just go with it.

cloudcuckoolander by Mr Frog February 4, 2010

cloudfucker 

Someone in the technology biz who puts the word "cloud" or "iCloud" in every sentence to make themselves sound relevant, when in reality they wouldn't know what SaaS is if it bit them in the aSS.

Think 'starfucker' but for for cloud services

guy #1 to guy #2:
"I just got a cold call from this sales guy... he said he could virtualize my entire infrastructure and migrate my desktops into the cloud as SaaS thin clients in a Hyper-V cluster of pseudo-nodes or some shit"

guy #2: "oh yeah?"

guy #1: "yeah, he had me on the phone for all of 30 seconds but somehow managed to squeeze in the word `iCloud` like 9 times"

guy #2: "wow, sounds like a real cloudfucker"

cloudfucker by cloudfucker September 6, 2012

Cloudcuckoolanguage 

A term coined by Tropers of the website TV Tropes in June 2016.
It means to speak in somewhat a unique way to normal English.
Cloudcuckoolanguage speakers can also invent new words (such as preppydoof) and use existing and/or foreign words (exp. suki, which is Japanese for "I like you") as adverbs, adjectives, nouns, etc.
Some (not all) fanon celebrities speak in this manner, such as Shabnam and Kimee S.
It's popular within fanon communities. You can also use it in real life (expect shocked reactions from people who don't know what you're talking about.)
Pronounced (CLOWD-kuck-koo-LAHN-gwich).

Shabnam speaks cloudcuckoolanguage?? WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW *dies in shock*

Cloudcuckoolanguage by thecharacterwannie August 24, 2022