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Clot waffle

Someone whose thoughts stick together in one big dumb lump, then dribble out like half-cooked batter.
Shut up, you absolute clot waffle.”
“Only a clot waffle could say something that dumb.”
by C1nnabunni September 17, 2025
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clitwaffle

When a bitch is a twat but sweet at the same time.
Omg Alexis is such a clitwaffle to me sometimes.
by Razzle1516 November 30, 2016
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