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closet fag 

one who is a fag but does not let others know
andy cooley is a closet fag
closet fag by mr peepers August 29, 2006

closet faggot 

an extremely manly guy, who denies that he's gay - even though everyone already believe that he is.

signs include:

penn state fan
1.Jerry Sandusky closet faggot- penn state scandal
closet faggot by penn state hater December 3, 2011

Closet Faggot 

Anyone that belongs to a group that can't be spoken of in a public setting, these groups usually only fuck people over.

YES I AM TALKING TO YOUS GUYS!!!
They would have promoted me but I told them I am not and will not be a closet faggot.
Closet Faggot by Ragnar Funnies September 5, 2018

It was like pinging a fag doubt up a close 

A phrase similar to " a hole like a wizards sleave " This is a scottish phrase so FAG is a cigarrete and a close is the stairways in a tenement building.
GUY 1 " So was she a good ride?? Did she have a sweaty baird??"
GUY 2 " No her beaver was massive , it was like pinging a fag doubt up a close"
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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