closet asshole

Someone who seems like a decent person in public but, when given the opportunity, says/does despicable things.

Jenny: Wow, Craig seemed so nice... then I looked him up on Facebook and saw all his mysoginist rude posts. What a closet asshole!

closet asshole by allejoisthebest July 22, 2016

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Closet Asshole

One who comes off to most as kind but is actually an asshole.
Hence the name "Closet Asshole": meaning and asshole in the closet.
Closet Assholes are normally really nice to those they don't know but do subtle mean things that aren't super mean but are slightly irritating.
Pretty much antagonists or rebels.

ex 1: someone that leaves you to fend for yourself when the weird chick you find gross asks you out.
"My besfriend is such a Closet Asshole!"

ex 2: someone that when you say not to touch your stuff they poke it.

Closet Asshole by SexyA7XFreak July 8, 2011

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Closet Asshole

when a person is nice to you to get what they want and then once they get it or find out they cant have it they are a closet asshole

man that guy was nice but since you didnt give it up to him and hes acting like a closet asshole.

Closet Asshole by aricker June 11, 2008

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whats the closest thing to a fishs asshole

a finn

you- hey, whats the closest thing to a fishs asshole?
friend- uh idk
you- a finn!
friend- haha
you- haha

whats the closest thing to a fishs asshole by simoisgod February 2, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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