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Clorisse 

A divine being, usually characterized by funny earrings. Aggressive and mean to anyone who stands in her way but also extremely hot. REALLY HOT. When you first meet her she might not seem like a very friendly person, because she's not but once you open up to her, she'll still be a bully, BUT if your name is Jamie she'll be very nice to you. NOTE: If your name is not Jamie STAY AWAY SHES MINE
Clorisse is my girlfriend😍😍😍😍😍
Clorisse by anonymous November 21, 2023
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A very cute, stunning, nice, friendly, and beautiful girl. She's smart and has a great sense of fashion. She's very funny and will always have you crying tears of joy after hanging out with you. Very supportive, also strong and if one of her friends are having a hard time, she will do anything to make them happy. Also a great leader and helps anyone. Also has big asian interests. If you're being salty to her, she wont care and move on.
Person: Hey Clarisse!
Clarisse by fReNCH FrOI October 12, 2018
Clarisse is just wonderful. She's very intelligent and can write long, practically flawless messages in a language that isn't her own. She has the cutest curly hair and is the perfect size for a cuddle. The way she thinks and expresses herself is beautiful and makes her extremely attractive. While she likes to ask questions about other people she doesn't always open up herself, but she definitely should as she has nothing to be afraid of. She's really kind and deserves to be looked after and cared for. Anyone would be very lucky to have her in their life.
I'll give Clarisse anything she wants, I just want to make her happy
Clarisse by Frenchkiss6 April 14, 2020
A Clarisse is one of the toughest girls you will ever meet. She's brave, strong, athletic, and will always stand up for her friends. A Clarisse also happens to be drop dead gorgeous-even without makeup. She doesn't let people make fun of her or her friends. She stands up to anyone trying to hurt someone, physically or verbally. She doesn't like to fight, but she will. She is sweet and caring. She loves being out in nature.
Do you remember the time when Clarisse beat up Chad at the dance?
Clarisse by ClatckeEmu September 1, 2019
The most amazing beautiful girl who always knows how to make you feel good and is so funny and crazy and fun and you just gotta love her
She's such a Clarisse
Clarisse by Issa boy toy July 21, 2016
Most amazing, beautiful, gorgeous and stunning girl ever but somehow manages to not be up herself!

Amazingly supportive to all her friends which makes guys fall for her!

Great dancer and has a lot of hidden talents :)
must be a Clarisse
Clarisse by Citrus girl May 9, 2011

Clorissa 

A strong, independant, mature woman who LOVES to have fun. A hot, sexy, funny girl who will make all your dreams come true.
Clorissa is the girl of my dreams, she is AMAZING!
Clorissa by tehee:) June 28, 2010
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