Clitumun

a person with a dick shaped beard

look at that clitumun right there

by BurntDVD March 9, 2023

Clitumentary

A cinematic adventure that is half porn, half documentary, typically consisting of an educational sexual suggestion followed by some kind of moral and/or virtuous life lesson. In this genre, the clitumentary plays emphasis on the glorious female genitals, and is advised to be viewed by those of the male gender, or homosexual women.

I watched the most amazing clitumentary yesterday. It taught me the ABC's of muff diving, and how to treat a lady's beaver with respect.

by pseudomine December 7, 2009

clitmunger

an evil organisation who are going to take over the world

strange dude:hey marcus ever heard of clitmunger
marcus:hellz yeah i run dat bitch an im gonna take ova da world

by complex lunchbox July 1, 2009