clitis

a female who can’t shut the fuck up

bruhhh robyn is being a clitis today

yeah i heard she was on her period

by jjuu May 9, 2018

Clitingles

When a woman’s clitoris gets aroused and tingles.

My wife said “When you touch my nipples, it gives me the clitingles.”

by Chucktastic68 June 2, 2018

clitingles

When your wife’s clitoris tingles when you touch her.

Sucking on my wife’s nipples gives her the clitingles.

by Chucktastic68 June 5, 2018

clittsy

Courageous, bold, brave; the equivalent for females of ballsy.

He: It's amazing that she had the guts to say that to the teacher. She had to know it would get her in trouble because it's obvious that he completely disagrees with her opinion. Courageous!

She: Yea, it was super clittsy of her. But what do you expect? She's a clittsy girl.

by ring-tailed roarer June 6, 2009

clitsicle

A term given to a female who sports a miniskirt in zero degree weather.

Those sorority girls over there in the uggs and northface jackets with the mini skirts are clitsicles.

by nwg5004 February 23, 2011

bump clits

the act of two females rubbing clitori together in a sexual, pleasurable, and consensual manner. Also see, bump tuna and trib

John: So is that chick a lesbian or what?
Brad: Yeah dude, she loves to bump clits.

by EddieDingle September 2, 2009

Ulcerative Colitis

A bloody shit disease....quite literally. People who suffer from this non-infectious disease usually end up spending lots of time wrapped around the loo with bloody diarrhoea during flare ups. Caused by person's immune system attacking large intestines lining causing inflammation and ulcers, loss of appetite and generally feeling like utter crap. Medication can usually help to control it though some have awful side effects such as moon face

Stuart: "hey why did that hot chick run off to the loo so quickly?"
Bob: "Ahhh she's got the ulcerative colitis shits, she's going to be a while..."

by whatsername1990 July 17, 2011