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Clit-Ryder 

1) A person who is constantly sucking up to and/or excessively complimenting someone

2) A person who obsessively talks about someone in a positive way.

3) Exact opposite of a hater

4) Someone who is generally on another person's jock

Example of Clit-Ryder:

The best possible example of a celebrity clit-ryder is the singer Kelly Rowland, who is constantly clit-ryding Beyonce and Tina Knowles (Beyonce's mother).

Example of usage:
Kelly Rowland needs to stop clit-ryding Beyonce and focus on staying relevant.
Clit-Ryder by chitown1984 March 24, 2009
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Clit rider 

Someone who steadily stays in your business, watches what you do, & constantly has your name come out of their mouth.
Damnnnn ! That girls a clit rider - she's always in my sh*t !
Clit rider by RahBaby September 15, 2006

clit rider 

when a dude has a sexual intercourse with a female teacher in order to get a good grade through scissoring with the man's anal hole and female's vagina. This is an intense intercourse that requires a lot of back action from the man and usually involves bouncing on the clit.
"Seb is such a clit rider!"
"Rob loves riding clit!"
"Erik loves when female's let him ride their clits!"
"Erik is attracted to big clits"
"Does clit size matter?" - "Yes!!!!!" - Erik responds.
clit rider by clitrider27 February 27, 2023

Clit rider 

When a person is unnecessarily infatuated by a female
Dwayne is a cardi b clit rider
Clit rider by Esco Tha Great January 28, 2019
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