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Clit flicker 

A guy who is a girl repellent at a party or just in general. Once a clit flicker opens his mouth, all babes and grenades alike flee the premises, just as if he violently flicked their clitoris'.
Hottie: "soooo I think this party is getting lame and we should get out of here ;) "

Ralph "oh alright well let's go to-"

Kev "HEYY WOMAN WHAS YOUR NAME! Ha! THIS BEEAR IS GOOD EY IM FROM AUUSTRALIA AND VERY LOUD"

(girl leaves)

Ralph: Kev, you fuckin clit flicker.
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clit flicker 

Clit flicker (clit being short for Clitoris) basically means oral sex on a woman.
"Flicking" ones tongue over a womans vagina"
woman: "I heard that the guy down the street is such an awesome clit flicker he makes girls orgasm in less than a minute!"
clit flicker by Evana rachel October 1, 2007

Clit-flicker 

Supernatural bodice-rippers. A fantasy novel aimed at women that features a plot that has more sex scenes than plot develpement, action, ect. Basically a book designed to be held with one hand while the viewer is busy pleasuring herself along with the heroine with the other hand. The text version of a really graphic porno for women. Usually listed under "Paranormal" or "Dark Fantasy" in book stores. If you're not sure you're reading a clit-flicker, look for the obvious signs: supernatural female hero, usually a vampire or half-vampire. Male interest who's described as having the perfect body, and usually a rogue, or character who's not a fully evil character.
Laurell K. Hamilton novels these days are pretty embarrassing to read in public settings. Each one is nothing more than a clit-flicker.
Clit-flicker by Rhio2k March 12, 2009

clitlicker 

The Female equivalent of cocksucker referring to the licking of the female clitoris. Refers to a female‘s sexuality.
She's a fuckin clitlicker
clitlicker by SpunkMonkey1974 January 4, 2005

clitlicker 

(n.) any individual who enjoys licking clitori, human or otherwise.
I knew Janet was a clitlicker when she went down on that heifer's twat.
clitlicker by Robert E. Porter December 31, 2008

tommy clitflicker

a person who boycotts or opposes products made Tommy Hilfliger.
I don't buy no mudda fuckin Tommy Clitflicker handbags!
tommy clitflicker by tClitflkr August 11, 2018
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