Clinge Minge 

The Clinge Minge is an advanced form of sexual activity that was first discovered during the year 420B.C. Chief, a philosopher at the time was in his bedroom one day, when a furry broke into his house and sexually assaulted him. The furry did multiple things to Chief, but the most “interesting” of them all was the clinge minge. The furry took his hand and shaped it like a claw, and proceeded to grab Chiefs dong. He then went on to yank it as hard and with as much furry power as possible. Chief’s dong fell off, and the furry ran. “It was very vigorous and got me really turned on!” -Chief while in the hospital for his newly ripped off dong.

Chad: “Mommy’s going to give me the good ol’ Clinge Minge tonight!”
Papa: “Oh man, your so lucky! She never did that to me when I was with her!”

Clinge Minge by Pseudocidal420 November 22, 2018

Cringe Minge 

This is the second level of cringeyness out of a possible three.

1)Cringe- An embarrassing moment.

2)Cringe Minge-A really embarrassing moment.

3)Pubey Cringe Minge -An Extremely embarrassing moment, usually involving some form of nudity or Retro-Cringe moment.

A girl is with a bunch of boys
They are laughing at a joke......

"ahahaha *fart*" - Girl

Everyone stops laughing and the girls is identified as the culprit.

This is a 'Cringe Minge'

Cringe Minge by FIFOFI March 1, 2009

Minge Cringe 

When someone or something disgusts you that much it makes your minge cringe.

Boy: “Send nudes”
Girl: “Ew you fucking minge cringe”

Minge Cringe by Kirsty may November 18, 2019

cringe my minge

When someone or something is unbearable, it provokes a cringe sensation in your whole body including your minge.. hence why it must be unbearable.

" ahh he just saw me naked"- PERSON 1

"ohh dear.. cringe my minge"

cringe my minge by bootay caller June 26, 2009

minge cringe 

Minge cringe is the pathological fear of poontang.

Danny's date was going fine until Edie's pants came off and, overcome by minge cringe, he ran screaming from the room.

minge cringe by scodder April 22, 2010

Minge cringe 

When a girl sees an ugly lad she has slept with

Oh my god there's my ex .. he's so ugly I've got minge cringe

Minge cringe by Kawysgs November 22, 2016