cling on 

little pieces of faeculent matter that get caught in hair whilst defaecating. Usually in men with particularly hairy arses.

I took a very relaxing dump, but spent a while cleaning up due to the presence of multiple cling ons that arose.

cling on by wharf May 16, 2006

Cling on 

When a female starts talking to a guy and is instantly obsessed with him. goes to all means to attach herself to him. multple phone calls and text messages may occur till she knows exactly what he is doing.

olesia is cling on to him like a fat kid loves cake.

Cling on by *whiteside September 30, 2007

cling on 

That little booger that gets stuck in your nose and you can't get it out.

Kels had that cling on for a week!

cling on by S Fizzy August 18, 2009

Cling on 

Relatives who hang around waiting for the rich older person to die so they can get first dibs on what was left behind.

They never showed any interest or care in this relative until the later years so *hopefully* they'll be left money after they pass away.

At one point throughout their pathetic lives, they told a rich, aging relative how much they love their fine china, silverware collection etc.

At family gatherings, they will show up half an hour early and leave a half an hour late so they:
a) get as much free food as possible
b) get as much free booze as possible
c) appear to be the most loving relative EVER

I'm not going to Aunt Ella's 80th birthday party until after the cling ons have left.

Cling on by shannorammo August 4, 2011

Cling on 

A boy who likes to try and rape peoples arms and then go into a closet and fuck himself.

Lewis will you please stop rapin that i dont think it likes it.

Cling on by Sarah April 1, 2004

Cling on 

When a man gets out of the water so his trucks suction to his dick have showing everyone his cling on.

Oh my God did you see his cling on?!

Cling on by StangChic January 3, 2022

Cling-on

Similar to a dingle-berry, a crusty cling-on is a dried up piece of poo that gets caught up in an unkempt and unwashed hairy ass of a man. Or a woman that has a hairy ass, though that's more of a rarity.

Dude I used a whole roll of toilet paper after the dump I left in the can last night but still got crusty cling-ons hanging off my ring beard!

Cling-on by Llewelyn Dowd February 3, 2023