Clidditch is when you're watching Harry Potter play Quidditch and you're playing with your girlfriends clitoris to see if you can score before Harry does.
My girlfriend loves watching Harry Potter because she knows I'll start playing Clidditch. She wins either way.
by Bodinkie2015 January 19, 2019
Get the Clidditch mug.It's something you can call someone to offend them. Such a huge clit it looks like a penis with pussy lips. We all know that no-one wants to be called anything that disgusts everyone!!
by a non a mis August 9, 2007
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