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Clevon
Clevon is handsome and extremely intelligent but is often misunderstood. The most caring and loving person you can come across. Don’t get tied up with Clevon.
Clevon by Thesmartguy89 January 28, 2020
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clevorbot by greatbeast33 February 19, 2011
Clevlyn
Clevlyn is one of a kind. Although he has been hurt by so many people, but he still manages to wear a smile everyday. He does everything and more for people. He is extremely loving and is a romantic. He doesn’t express how how he feels. He has the biggest heart and the prettiest smile. He loves reading but doesn’t let everyone know that. He is one of a kind. He is the best friend, boyfriend, brother and son anyone could ever ask for. Clevlyn has so many goals and aspirations that he wants to reach and he will because he can do anything! His caring nature and loving, wholesome self is what sets him above the rest. He is humble and always wanting to make others happy before his happiness. Clevlyn is the prize
Clevlyn by aahreeyell November 21, 2021
Clevo
Synonym of "worst computer ever made." Typically purchased by righteous Windows nerds who think that Macs are bad, but are so stuck in the last decade. They are part of the 9% minority of people who spend more than $1,000 on a computer other than a Mac. They don't know how to use computers, generally. But your average Clevo user also doesn't care about using a computer. Because if he did, he would not have gotten a Clevo.
Best Buy Employee: "There's this nice Mac, and a Toshiba on sale half molested by a Geek Squad employee for $4.00"
Customer: "I'm looking for something... shitter. Boxier. Heavier. I hate life, and I like to extend my hate of life out to my purchases."
Best Buy Employee: "Well we have this anal screwdriver, and a Clevo."*
Customer: "I'll take the worser one."
Best Buy Employee: "The Clevo it is!"
Best Buy Employee inserts Clevo into customer's asshole. Customer brings Clevo to checkout counter, shits out Clevo.
Cashier: "I see you bought a Clevo today. Would you like a warranty with that?"
Customer: "What IS the warranty?"
Cashier gets another computer from under desk.
Cashier: "It's a completely different computer. You just take that shit you dumped and you throw it away."
Customer: "No thanks. Also, cocks."
*Best Buy carries many models of anal screwdrivers see store for details.
Customer: "I'm looking for something... shitter. Boxier. Heavier. I hate life, and I like to extend my hate of life out to my purchases."
Best Buy Employee: "Well we have this anal screwdriver, and a Clevo."*
Customer: "I'll take the worser one."
Best Buy Employee: "The Clevo it is!"
Best Buy Employee inserts Clevo into customer's asshole. Customer brings Clevo to checkout counter, shits out Clevo.
Cashier: "I see you bought a Clevo today. Would you like a warranty with that?"
Customer: "What IS the warranty?"
Cashier gets another computer from under desk.
Cashier: "It's a completely different computer. You just take that shit you dumped and you throw it away."
Customer: "No thanks. Also, cocks."
*Best Buy carries many models of anal screwdrivers see store for details.
Clevo by analscrewdriverafficionado July 10, 2010
Clevon
Inspired by the movie "Idiocracy". A person of VERY low intelligence who is allowed to reproduce because government ordered sterilization is not in effect yet.