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Good morning Clevoy
Clevoy by Lil Detta February 5, 2019
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Clevon is handsome and extremely intelligent but is often misunderstood. The most caring and loving person you can come across. Don’t get tied up with Clevon.
Omg Clevon is so sexy and smart.
Clevon by Thesmartguy89 January 28, 2020
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a stalking machine so when you log on it hides a secret bug on you for eternity.
john was abducted by terrorists because they hacked from clevorbot.
clevorbot by greatbeast33 February 19, 2011
Clevlyn is one of a kind. Although he has been hurt by so many people, but he still manages to wear a smile everyday. He does everything and more for people. He is extremely loving and is a romantic. He doesn’t express how how he feels. He has the biggest heart and the prettiest smile. He loves reading but doesn’t let everyone know that. He is one of a kind. He is the best friend, boyfriend, brother and son anyone could ever ask for. Clevlyn has so many goals and aspirations that he wants to reach and he will because he can do anything! His caring nature and loving, wholesome self is what sets him above the rest. He is humble and always wanting to make others happy before his happiness. Clevlyn is the prize
Girl: Clevlyn and I just started talking. I never want to lose him
Clevlyn by aahreeyell November 21, 2021
Synonym of "worst computer ever made." Typically purchased by righteous Windows nerds who think that Macs are bad, but are so stuck in the last decade. They are part of the 9% minority of people who spend more than $1,000 on a computer other than a Mac. They don't know how to use computers, generally. But your average Clevo user also doesn't care about using a computer. Because if he did, he would not have gotten a Clevo.
Best Buy Employee: "There's this nice Mac, and a Toshiba on sale half molested by a Geek Squad employee for $4.00"
Customer: "I'm looking for something... shitter. Boxier. Heavier. I hate life, and I like to extend my hate of life out to my purchases."
Best Buy Employee: "Well we have this anal screwdriver, and a Clevo."*
Customer: "I'll take the worser one."
Best Buy Employee: "The Clevo it is!"
Best Buy Employee inserts Clevo into customer's asshole. Customer brings Clevo to checkout counter, shits out Clevo.
Cashier: "I see you bought a Clevo today. Would you like a warranty with that?"
Customer: "What IS the warranty?"
Cashier gets another computer from under desk.
Cashier: "It's a completely different computer. You just take that shit you dumped and you throw it away."
Customer: "No thanks. Also, cocks."

*Best Buy carries many models of anal screwdrivers see store for details.
Inspired by the movie "Idiocracy". A person of VERY low intelligence who is allowed to reproduce because government ordered sterilization is not in effect yet.
Clevon and Bob are lucky to be alive. They attempted to jump jet skis from a lake into a swimming pool and impaled their crotches on an iron gate. But thanks to advances in stem cell research they should regain full reproductive function again.
Clevon by EOOW July 10, 2007
A combination of funny and clever to create the ultimate compliment.
I say, Ansol, that was quite clevy when you firebombed the abortion clinic! Those heathen bastards"
Clevy by Rowley December 4, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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