cleveland steamers 

X is a dumb fuck. A chili dog is where you shit on a girl's chest then titty-fuck her. A cleveland steamer is where (often in the act of a breakup) you have sex with someone, wait for them to fall asleep, take a huge shit on their chest, and leave.

I would never chili dog anyone. However, I gave out a few cleveland steamers out in my day. I shat on their chests and got the fuck out of there.

cleveland steamers by dookieluv February 15, 2006

Cleveland Steamers 

A carpet cleaning company based in Champaign, IL. They have been working since 2002.

Wow my carpets are reallly fucking dirty. Who should i call?......The Cleveland Steamers!!!!

Cleveland Steamers by theoneandolnly July 21, 2010

cleveland steamers 

Oh, come on. You all know it's when you take a shit on a girls chest and slide it around.

You know what would be funny? If they made a sports team called the Cleveland Steamers.

cleveland steamers by TenInchPlaya August 21, 2006

cleveland steamers 

A sexual act where one takes a giant, steamy shit on a girl's chest, then titty fucks her.

Jim: "I think i got some shit in my urethra after i gave Kim a Cleveland Steamer last night"
Bob: "Sucks, man"

cleveland steamers by X August 18, 2003

cleveland steamers 

A big, long, fresh steamy turd.

Use your imagination.

cleveland steamers by Bob May 9, 2003

Modified Cleveland Steamer 

1. The act of being unusually nice or pleasant to a person, as that person is simultaneously being dumped upon, blown off or otherwise snubbed.

2. An inappropriately apathetic or hostile response to a thoughtful or kind gesture.

Airline {In a warm, syrupy prerecorded voice}: Your flight from Reno to Chicago was due to depart in an hour. We took the liberty of canceling that flight just a few minutes ago. You needn't thank us now, but we made arrangements to complete your trip by rerouting you via Portland, Maine late tomorrow. It will add only a few hours in a crowded plane to your vacation!! And have a great day!!

Jim (to wife): "Crap. The airline just handed us a modified Cleveland Steamer."

Modified Cleveland Steamer by wmbdover September 26, 2012

Cleveland Steamer with reverse teabag 

The act of deficating on your partners chest during sex and then dragging your testicles across thier face as you dismount them in reverse direction.

" I tell ya fred the way I dragged my balls across her face after I gave her that cleveland steamer was artwork"

Cleveland Steamer with reverse teabag by Staticman May 18, 2005