Cleveland Hot Waffle Share definition Flag The act of shitting on a woman's chest and then smacking the pile of shit with a tennis racket. The bitch got out of hand so I gave her a good 'ol Cleveland hot waffle to shut her up. Cleveland Hot Waffle by beerman22 August 26, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the Cleveland Hot Waffle mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch