Clear channel

Clear channel

The company that pays people to act like a big pile of gay.

''Dude who is that J-Dizzle cracker motherfucker we are listening to?''

''I don't know but by the sound of it it seems like he works for Clear channel''

by Your Mom in a bikini July 08, 2006

Clear Channel

The huge american conglomerate that controls what 99% of the radio stations play because they own them. This makes it hard for bands that harness a lot of talent but little money.

I would have made it big but clearchannel wouldn't play my fucking songs

by nego May 09, 2005

clear channel

Why radio today sucks!

Clear Channel is the reason why FM radio sucks.

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

clear channel

A stupid radio station group that thinks they own FM. Tries to knock off other radio station groups such as Cumulus, Apex Broadcasting, and Emmis. There new Crapstar group is stupid as hell, They put the stupidest music on there stations. And Is the reason why FM Radio now sucks.

Thank Clear Channel for ruining Radio.

by anonymous January 19, 2005

clear channel

the Microsoft of American radio. the the reason why radio sucks, and the reason why concert ticket prices are so fucking high. the entity that fears independent radio.

Clear Channel is uber ghey

by mevyhetal March 06, 2004

clear channel

(Verb)
When an obnoxious song is being overplayed. Typically nobody (at all, in the entire world) actually likes the song; but it gets played frequently on the radio. Mostly because Clear Channel wants to make people listen to it - those sick bastards!

See:
Foster The People - Pumped Up Kicks
Grouplove - Tongue-tied

"Shit! This song AGAIN! The vocals sound like screaming children. Why the fuck?!"
"They're clear channeling this one man, escape to NPR."

by Galactic DICKtator February 04, 2013

Clear Channel

radio company that has near-total control of the radio airwaves in America. broadcasts the same old shit 24/7. see also monopoly.

You're listening to Clear Channel radio!!!!

by Laird December 08, 2003