Clear Table 

When a woman lies under a long, very low glass table while upwards of five men compete to ejaculate on that low-lying glass table. The jizzum does not actually touch the woman, it remains on the table. In the best case scenario, the woman feels really weird that she is so close to jizzum, but not actually in contact with jizzum. In the worst case scenario, people blame you for inventing something called "clear table" when, in fact, you did not.

Wow, that game of clear table was so gross. I just wanted to give that glass some windex or something...i mean with all the jizz on it. And i think that bitch got stuck under the table because it was so long...and low-lying.

Clear Table by Tommy Irish July 27, 2010

clean table 

When a man ejaculates on to a female, or male's chest and then they rub it around until the chest is shiny like a clean table.

"Dude i totally gave Sally a clean table last night; when it dried she had to scratch the crust off. HAHA!!!

clean table by Incinerator1990 April 28, 2006

Clean the Table 

When you are about to get your ass eaten you do one last emergency wipe right beforehand to ensure you are clean for the ass consumer.

Matt: Did you clean the table?
Alex: Yes of course I did!

Clean the Table by Raven Kaulitz January 15, 2023