Clavicitis 

Clavicitis is the make believe disease you can pass on to your friends. A clavicle is your collorbone, but most people think it sounds dirty.

"Hey man hows it goin'?
"Stay away from me, dude! You've got clavicitis!"

Clavicitis by ClavicleCustard November 20, 2011

Calvinitis 

A syndrome commonly associated with people who find the toilet a place to rush or be rushed upon, often leading to inadequate wiping or no wiping at all. This generally causes the smearage of dingleberries on, and around the anus.

'I was taking a shit when my phone rang, no time to wipe, left me with calvinitis for the rest of the day.'

Calvinitis by onearmninja March 4, 2009

Civicitis 

A term used to describe the "affliction" of those obsessed with old Honda Civics.

You just got another 1st generation Civic?!?!?! You've got a really bad case of Civicitis!

Civicitis by StarSapphire July 31, 2012

claticatismilcation 

the action of not talking to weird, bitches that make one's self unhappy.

I used my good instict and claticatismilcation and stopped talking to that girl.

claticatismilcation by reasonable ricky February 10, 2010