Claudank 

A Claudank is a strange, female science teacher who likes to watch Minecraft youtubers, but doesn't play Minecraft herself. The Claudank is similar to the Karen as they both have short hair and they both claim they are 10 years younger than they really are. Usually, a Claudank is a highschool science teacher who specialises in chemistry. Claudanks can easily be abused by students and sometimes must call in male teachers to yell at her unfortunate students. A Claudank prefers strong rugby players and polynesians field hockey players, she will often excuse these students for incomplete homework.

Ugh, we have period 6 Claudank in the brown house.
I can't believe I've had a Claudank two years in a row.

Claudank by Lucas Squeman September 3, 2019

claudandus 

A person that is harmful to others. Kind of like Scourge

"A crazy Claudandus went on a killing spree."

claudandus by LivelyChicken August 13, 2017

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012