2 definitions by Lucas Squeman
A Claudank is a strange, female science teacher who likes to watch Minecraft youtubers, but doesn't play Minecraft herself. The Claudank is similar to the Karen as they both have short hair and they both claim they are 10 years younger than they really are. Usually, a Claudank is a highschool science teacher who specialises in chemistry. Claudanks can easily be abused by students and sometimes must call in male teachers to yell at her unfortunate students. A Claudank prefers strong rugby players and polynesians field hockey players, she will often excuse these students for incomplete homework.
Ugh, we have period 6 Claudank in the brown house.
I can't believe I've had a Claudank two years in a row.
I can't believe I've had a Claudank two years in a row.
by Lucas Squeman September 3, 2019
An Eli Lesoa, otherwise known as King Tupou IV, is a medium-sized Polynesian. An Eli Lesoa isn't good or big enough to play rugby with the larger Polynesians so he must resort to playing pussy sports like baseball and field hockey. The Eli Lesoa is unlike other Polynesians because usually, they do not have much popularity at their school. On Social Media Platforms they rely on other students to create popular social media accounts for them. An Eli Lesoa is liked by most teachers due to their size, stature and sexual appeal. An Eli Lesoa will often be quite intelligent and will often be placed in extension classes at school.
by Lucas Squeman June 3, 2020