Clarkejob 

A man with a very large penis OR a sexual act that only someone with the last name of Clarke can give or receive.

1.Wow Clarkejob you have a huge cock!

2. That was a great Clarkejob you gave me last night.

Clarkejob by The J.O.B. May 20, 2011

clarkeometer 

(n) a device, and/or system of measurement used to indicate the quantity of hair in the (female)genital region. Also frequently applied to males in the 21st century.

I didnt want to go down on her when I discovered that she scored very highly on the clarkeometer.

clarkeometer by Professor Goat December 14, 2004

cakejob 

To shit on top of someone's head, like icing on a cake.

Sarah wanted a good cakejob pic so I ate crackers and humus for two days and let it rip right on her cornrows.

cakejob by AnctRome April 18, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022