Clarkejob 

A man with a very large penis OR a sexual act that only someone with the last name of Clarke can give or receive.

1.Wow Clarkejob you have a huge cock!

2. That was a great Clarkejob you gave me last night.

Clarkejob by The J.O.B. May 20, 2011

clarkeometer 

(n) a device, and/or system of measurement used to indicate the quantity of hair in the (female)genital region. Also frequently applied to males in the 21st century.

I didnt want to go down on her when I discovered that she scored very highly on the clarkeometer.

clarkeometer by Professor Goat December 14, 2004

cakejob 

To shit on top of someone's head, like icing on a cake.

Sarah wanted a good cakejob pic so I ate crackers and humus for two days and let it rip right on her cornrows.

cakejob by AnctRome April 18, 2008