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1 definition by
Professor Goat
clarkeometer
(n) a device, and/or system of
measurement
used to indicate the
quantity
of hair in the (female)genital region. Also frequently applied to males in
the 21st century
.
I didnt want to
go down on
her when I
discovered
that she
scored
very highly on the clarkeometer.
by
Professor Goat
December 15, 2004
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Get the
clarkeometer
mug.