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A clansky is something awful that happens to you. You can use this anytime something bad happens or if you are describing a person you dislike. It's very versatile . You simply say "what a fkn clansky". If you eat something and it taste bad it was a clansky. If you fall off of your bicycle you blame clansky. When a bird poops on you and someone says, "that's supposed to be good luck". you can reply with "fkn Clansky man". If someone does something annoying and they think they are better than other people they would be a Clansky.
When you have a really runny poo you may say "I just droppped a clansky".
Clansky by Muffinley May 25, 2020
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That's one clansy. I almost ate that
Clansy by Yummy.in.the.tummy July 19, 2015
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When an otherwise classy person chooses to drink cask wine goon they can be referred to as clasky.

To engage in behaviour below your class.
A group of girls can engage in clasky behaviour by going out for a night on the town in their finest clothes and getting drunk on a cask (the cheapest available wine) beforehand.
Clasky by Trish174 October 13, 2011

clanky chicken 

A pheasant. Named as a result of it's call when disturbed.
"Listen to that clanky chicken out in the grass.
An adjective used to describe something that is stylish and elegant in the same way that cask wine is stylish and elegant.
That $2 hooker was really classky
classky by wwanderson November 4, 2010
June: I can't move much in my house, there's so much stuff. It's really clanky.
Clanky by ALL THESE NAMES ARE TAKEN February 3, 2017
Death note fan. First seen on fanfiction forum in discussions about death note in 2009. Widely known as person, who loves anime, or just weaboo.
- Did you see Vlad? He is soooo clansy
- Oh, he lowes anime so much!
Clansy by DeathNoteFan April 16, 2021
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