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One who’s defense is so godly the person dribbling either has to pass, lose their dribble, or get the ball stolen. Defense so godly the person dribbling gets 6 TO’s and quits the game.

What a fucking sweat
Nah he jus a clamp god

Clamp God by iSxcred December 10, 2017

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clamp god

A person with incredible defense in basketball

You see Prettyboyfredo? He's a clamp god!

clamp god by lakereink May 26, 2016

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clamp god

One who doesn't fuck around on defense and will dunk on your whole squad if the opportunity is provided

" first and foremost I am a clamp God"

clamp god by JohnGrotti October 8, 2016

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Clamp God

A Person With Godlike Defense In BasketBall

Take Richard For And Example He's A Clamp God

Clamp God by Str8Clamps July 24, 2016

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clap god

when a indisual claps there ass cheeks so hard they make gods big bang look like a pooper

ill clap god your ass

clap god by big boy man baby January 14, 2020

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God's Clap

The sound made when a man is having sexual intercourse from behind (doggy style) and his testicles are naturally rocking back and forth, slapping against the thighs of his partner creating a loud smacking sound.

I couldn't sleep last night. My roommate and his girlfriend were up all night fucking and all I could hear was God's Clap.

God's Clap by MakeithappenMike January 28, 2016

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clampgod

A person very good at clamping at 2K or playing defense in Basketball

Clampgod, clampgod. That boi can't go anywhere

clampgod by ZMAL August 13, 2016

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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