Clam Slap 

Similar to the "Tea Bag", Clam Slap is the dipping/dragging of a woman's vagina over an enemy's face once the enemy has died. A complete and hillarious way of a female showing a person that their her bitch.

*WoW, Halo, CoD, etc character runs and rubs vagina over dead body's face*

*Player 1* Dude... you were just Clam Slapped.
*Player 2* Yeah... I smell like fish now... -_-

Clam Slap by Jagurara September 21, 2009

Clam Slap 

The action of slapping a mans face whilst trying to penetrate him anally to make the pain of said penetration lesser by distraction

For example

Dude its not going in

I WILL FUCKING CLAM SLAP YOU. FUCKER I WILL DO IT DONT MAKE ME

Clam Slap by SGTKM September 20, 2009

Brazillian Clam Slap 

When a woman takes a man's penis in one hand and firmly slaps the other over top, stimulating blood flow to provide an erection, usually used for continuing sex directly after an initial orgasm.

When he couldn't get it up again, she gave him a Brazillian Clam Slap so she could finish herself off.

Brazillian Clam Slap by Sexpo Hub March 12, 2010

California clam slap 

Credit goes to the California Clam Slap Connoisseur himself: Mr. B. Fluke of Escondido, California.

When your bumping uglies with a broad doggie style right before filling her pie with your cream you quickly take out your mushroom tipped yogurt slinger and cum in your hand discreetly, but they key here is not letting her know you Busted your load in you're hand, you just play it off and keep going and then a few seconds later you slap her in that makeup caked face with the hand full of semen (she's probably going to start fucking losing it so make sure you're holding on tight) then keep on smashing that ass cause it will then turn into a rodeo until she bucks so hard you fall off. Then run cause she'll be ready to chop off your beloved tallywacker.

I was so hammered last night I pulled a California Clam Slap on that wicked ugly prostitue from behind the sevy.

California clam slap by IllBeeSweeterThanHoney July 21, 2016

Sloppy clam slap 

A sexual act believed to have originated from the quran it is performed by young boys on an elder infront of mecca the boy ejualates in the elders mouth then striking both sides of the elders cheeks opens his mouth then swallows the semen with is symbolic of Allah entering the young kid and blessing him with his seed of knowledge

I'm so jealous Mohammed got to perform a sloppy clam slap on his elder my grandfather dad before I could perform it on him I will never be blessed with Allah's knowledge

Sloppy clam slap by Handy mat July 19, 2019

Slap a clam with a cucumber 

Slapping da puss with the D.

I slap a clam with a cucumber always.

Slap a clam with a cucumber by Mr.Jabloon May 31, 2017

clam slapper 

Typically a northeast term describing lesbians.

"Boy did you see Lisa and Laurie last night? Those two clam slappers sure can pound buckets of brew."

clam slapper by Matt Corbinowitz January 26, 2006