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An individual who clam jams, in other words an individual who prevents a female from getting some hot action whether intentionally or unintentionally. A clam jam is a common maneuver in the lesbian community, but can also be applied when a girl is trying to hook up with a guy. While clam jamming is an effective form of birth control it is frowned upon in most societies.

wendy: Dang i was totally gonna get some last night till that kid's friend ended up being a stupid clam jammer.

wendy's friend: Rude!

wendy: Whateva i'm over it

clam jammer by Whateva!! February 9, 2010

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Clam Jammer

a slang term for penis. the jammer of the clam. the clam being the vagina.

Steve's clam jammer is on the fritz

Clam Jammer by titanboy2793 August 27, 2008

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Clam Jammer

Noun; Slang for a female condom.

"I wouldn't have gotten pregnant had I used a clam jammer!"

Clam Jammer by ThomasJohn December 13, 2012

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Clam Jammed

The Female Version of "Cock Block."

"You know Stacey, yea that bitch Clam Jammed me"
"Well, I dont blame her. That dude is a fucking ass."

Clam Jammed by Skuurl August 9, 2017

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clam jammers

Women’s high wasted jeans or shorts that jam into their clam.

Natalie was wearing those clam jammers again today. She’s got quite a camel toe.

clam jammers by JDubya67 May 31, 2019

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Clam Jammed

The female version of cock block

Heather: I was flirting with Edward the other day and Michelle came over, took his hand, and brought him home with her....the bitch clam jammed me.

Clam Jammed by bwrightlovesyou January 18, 2023

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Clagjammer

A Clagjammer is a man/ladyboy who dresses in womens clothing under bridges in their local towns or citys.

"My dad is such a clagjammer i saw him dressing in girls clothes under the bridge"

Clagjammer by petey January 11, 2005

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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