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Identity theft company, or something like that, I don't really give a shit, but they always have the funniest commercials.
~Citi Commercial~

Old lady 1: Them motorcycles expensive and fast! Them bikes be like WEHHHHHHHHH
Old lady 2: No them be like BRRRRRRRRR
Old lady 1: No they went like WEHHHHHHHHHHHHH
citi by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006
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1. City
2. Um... City
3. How about CITY
citi by Unknown000 March 5, 2005

citi-versary 

Anniversary of the day you became a citizen
Today is my 1st Citi-Versary
citi-versary by MonicaFromDenmark September 11, 2020

Citi Field

Citi Field is the name of the new stadium for the New York Mets. In 2006, Citigroup Inc. paid $400 million for the naming rights, the most expensive sports-stadium naming rights agreement ever.
Located just steps from the old venue (Shea Stadium), Citi Field is currently under construction, and will be ready by Opening Day 2009.
Though smaller than Shea, CF will have more amenities and luxuries, such as wider seats, more restaurants, more elevators, and a state-of-the-art entrance to be named The Jackie Robinson Rotunda. The stadium was to be the Olympic Stadium had NYC won its bid to host the 2012 Summer Olympic Games, but London ended up winning the competition.
Attending a game at Citi Field will be more expensive than one at Shea. Everything from the game ticket, parking spaces and food will increase in price by 2009. This will occur despite the fact that Met fans already spend the most per game than any other fans in the MLB National League. Because of this, as well as discontent with the mediocre design of the stadium, many fans have begun to refer to the venue as "Shiti Field."
P1: "So what do you think about the new Citi Field?"
P2: "I think it's shitty, or shall I say, Shiti."
P3: "Why?"
P2: "Because I can't afford it."
Citi Field by Sapa Inca January 4, 2008

Citi Field

The spectacular new home of the New York Mets, located at the border of Flushing and Corona in the Borough of Queens. The food is fantastic.
Citi Field makes Yankee Stadium look like a septic tank.
Citi Field by ICSHialeah August 3, 2009

Citi-fucker 

Same as Buddy Fucker, but substitute constituent for friend.
Their aren't enough lamp posts or rope for all the citi-fuckers in D.C.
Citi-fucker by Hot Mess 64 November 20, 2019

Citizens United 

Bullshit name of an election campaign committee that convinced the Supreme Court to allow corporations decide who wins and who loses federal elections.

Obama State of Union Address mentioned Citizens United with an "in your face" to the Supreme Court. Justice Alito visibly disagreed.
Citizens United is for good for citizens the same way rat poison is good for rats.

Citizens United sucks. I wanted Joe Shmoe, who seems kind of honest, to win the Senate seat and go to Congress. But the fucking Supreme Court let XYZ corporation provide a billion dollars in advertising for a crook named Bernie Madoff running against him, and it totally sunk Joe's campaign. Now Madoff will haul in millions of dollars in bribes from XYZ and a bunch of their crony companies. America the Beautiful!
Citizens United by euphemismo March 21, 2010
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