Cigiority 

A status reached only by the most experienced cig smokers. Usually following a long bout of cigoritis. A truly legendary status among bacco breathers.

Person 1: Dude Tom you can't smoke in here.

Tom: I've got cigiority, it's cool.

Cigiority by N0tAn0n November 30, 2016

Criority

A criority is a priority with specific criteria.

For example it is a criority that I have caffeine immediately upon waking otherwise I am a mean assed bitch all day.

Or it is a criority that visitors to Canada must have root beer with their A&W burger as it is a taste that defines the Canadian experience.

Criority by Tis I Tai December 17, 2008