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A badass, real, loyal, funny, fun, loving, genuine, solid person. If you are lucky enough to know one then you have been blessed to have met someone who knows the meaning of friendship. Hardworker who grinds to achieve they're goals. An amazing person to everyone unless given reason to not be. The best at everything. Has swagger. Good looking even with age. Someone you either love or wish you could. If you dont then you probably are a terrible person, just a straight up hater, a rat, or a cop. Someone you wish you were. They're motto is # No Naps 2020
Everything is better with Ciesco.
Ciesco by Bossmaemma November 24, 2020
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San Cisco 

Who wouldn't love San Cisco? Their song Awkward is just amazing.
San Cisco by triple me May 17, 2012
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The Cisco Kid 

A fictional outlaw depicted in the short story "The Callebaroes way". Depicted on films as a hero, although he was written as an outlaw. The subject of two popular songs "The Cisco Kid" by "War" and "Cisco Kid" by "Sublime".
The Cisco Kid by JohnC1234 May 16, 2014

Cisco Wine 

Refers to the liquid waste excreted from The Dark Lord himself - comonly in strawberry and peach flavors fermented to the almost joke status of being called a wine. Cisco has known to be referred to as "Liquid Cocaine" or for more practical purposes, "Pipe Cleaner spilled on the floor of an abandoned Buffalo NY train station that eats through concrete faster than a Xenomorph's blood". Cisco, will fuck you in the asshole with a brick that has been dipped in Hepatitis and Fear. It is in the family with the common street wine Wild Irish Rose - except WIR would be a newborn baby and Cisco is the abusive step-father with boundary issues. Can also be used to power a Pratt&Whitney F-16 fighter jet engine or euthanize lab rats. Drinking this substance will lead to physical destruction and loss of memory....for up to the rest of your life. People have reported waking up in pools their own urine, vomit, feces and the broom closet of the YMCA in Rockport Maryland. The hangover that can result from Cisco is the equivalent of sticking your head up the ass of a Kentucky Derby horse in full sprint and being ejected into a brick wall all while undergoing Chemotherapy treatments that could kill an elephant. You are also guranteed to loose one friend while undergoing a Cisco bender and cause your father not to love you anymore; excessive violence has also been reported and wild violent threats to shut down the internet, (not yours the actual Internet) and falling off roofs.
Darren: you seen travis

Mike: he drank two bottles of Cisco Wine the other day on a dare; pulled out his penis in front of a Tourbus carrying "Sisters for Christ" senior leaders and woke up in the stormdrain he thought existed.

Darren:....he in jail?
Mike: yes hes in jail - the storm drain was a womens shelter.
Cisco Wine by david magnolia June 29, 2010

ciscocide 

The feeling that a CCNA (Cisco Certified Network Associate) student gets when reading through the far-too-detailed information of how the entire interwebs works. Can be described as the equivalent of "death by Cisco".
Detective Barbrady: What do we have here then?
Officer Ballsgravy: Another one took his own life, Chief. Looks like another ciscocide - he was reading Chapter 9 on EIGRP... poor fucker.
Detective Barbrady: DAMN YOU CISCO!
ciscocide by Spoofnet March 28, 2008

Cisco Wine 

The Kool aide from hell. This unearthly blend of burnt rubber, rubbing alcohol and possibly bum piss leads to hallucinations, mental retardation and lack of a home. Drinking a bottle leads to a 3 day hangover that the devil placed upon you himself. Also known as "liquid crack" this anitfreeze/cyanide concoction can also substitute for nail polish remover. If injected will cause tumors. Enjoy!
Scott: Why is Rhonda sleeping in a box under a bridge with no clothes?
Matt: oh she drank cisco wine last night
Cisco Wine by Scott Balls October 16, 2008
Wine that will fuck you up horribly. It is a drink like none other. Cherished among students in Miami, FL, and will give you a hangover worse than life itself. Even bums wont drink it. Commonly referred to as liquid crack.
"yo nigga, lets go get some cisco",
"nah dawg, il settle for the 211."
Cisco by smoff September 22, 2004
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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