After you have been at a sandy place for an extended period of time and your junk becomes covered with sand.
"Get your hand out of your pants!"
"Sorry, man, I've been at the beach for a while and I've got a bad case of Churro Dick"
"Sorry, man, I've been at the beach for a while and I've got a bad case of Churro Dick"
by beachvolleyballplayer27 October 19, 2014
Get the Churro Dickmug.