Churning Coffee Butter

Refers to the boiling sensation felt in the lower abdomen after drinking lots of coffee shortly before having explosive diarrhea.

“Can I use your bathroom? I am churning coffee butter and need to use it immediately!”

Churning Coffee Butter by Buttery boi January 25, 2026

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