Chrystmica is one of a kind, loving, weird, she isnt easy to talk with, she's complicated, but if you get close with her, she just might be the love of your life.
"she's so hard to understand, but I cant seem to let go of her, she's a CHRYSTMICA after all"
The most amazing guy in the world, great personality, strong as fuck and very dirty minded. A chrystian also has a large ass cock and is just fucking amazing, hard hitter with the ladys. Very talented and a perfect friend, if you meet a chrystian then u have lived.
Oh my gosh i was with chrystian and he was amazing. I wish i could spend the rest of my life with him!
the most beautiful girl in the entire world. nobody else and nothing else can compare to how perfect they are. she leaves you speechless at a glance. gives you butterflies whenever you're around her. always knows how to make you smile no matter what. ( even if its just by a text ) you'd be the luckiest person in the universe to have someone like her in your life. she's perfect in every single aspect of life.
Literally the hottest guy ever. He’s cute, sometimes retarded but melts your heart anyway. He’s good at sports and strings as hell. If you ever date a Chrystian, you got a keeper.
Person A: Hey, you know Chrystian?
Person B: That absolute hottie?
Person A: Yeah! Im dating him now
Person B: Wow! Keep him close!
I don't know if you know this, but they're kind of big deals, people know them.
They're loyal, trustworthy, hilarious, and the shit. They've got every reason to feel like they're that bitch.
Because to be honest, DAMN they're a sexy bitch! They've got a big ego and the moves and looks to back it up.
I was thinking for your Christmas present this year, I would push your pregnant baby mama down a staircase so that she loses the child.. Merry Christmiscarriage!
A beautiful girl that is very cheery and always lightens up the room. She is very pretty. She is known to be hyper and never shuts up. It can also be an adjective of being very obnoxious and loud or someone who is always putting a smile on someone's face with her dumb but hilarious statements. She is usually very kind, with a firey side. Has a temper, so don't piss her off! Very compationate, romantic. A sucker for a guy who knows how to whoo her. Sucker for romance. Knows how to party right and party hard!
Guy: Bro my girlfriend Chrystiana is so sweet, she is in for a good time tonight!
Girl: I love my best friend Chrystiana, she helped me go through my break-up!
Guy: You are so damn lucky to be friends with Chrystiana, she knows how to party!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.