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chrystian 

The most amazing guy in the world, great personality, strong as fuck and very dirty minded. A chrystian also has a large ass cock and is just fucking amazing, hard hitter with the ladys. Very talented and a perfect friend, if you meet a chrystian then u have lived.
Oh my gosh i was with chrystian and he was amazing. I wish i could spend the rest of my life with him!
chrystian by Ekkcnekcek May 27, 2017

chrystina hai

the most beautiful girl in the entire world. nobody else and nothing else can compare to how perfect they are. she leaves you speechless at a glance. gives you butterflies whenever you're around her. always knows how to make you smile no matter what. ( even if its just by a text ) you'd be the luckiest person in the universe to have someone like her in your life. she's perfect in every single aspect of life.
My girlfriend Chrystina Hai is the most amazing girl in the world.
chrystina hai by nikeaddict10 January 3, 2012

Chrystian 

Literally the hottest guy ever. He’s cute, sometimes retarded but melts your heart anyway. He’s good at sports and strings as hell. If you ever date a Chrystian, you got a keeper.
Person A: Hey, you know Chrystian?
Person B: That absolute hottie?
Person A: Yeah! Im dating him now
Person B: Wow! Keep him close!
Chrystian by Hennessee March 9, 2020

Chrystina 

I don't know if you know this, but they're kind of big deals, people know them.
They're loyal, trustworthy, hilarious, and the shit. They've got every reason to feel like they're that bitch.

Because to be honest, DAMN they're a sexy bitch! They've got a big ego and the moves and looks to back it up.
You are so chrystina! Chrystina it up!
Chrystina by niickel06 February 3, 2010

Merry Christmiscarriage 

The experience of a joyful holiday season due to the loss of an unwanted fetus.
I was thinking for your Christmas present this year, I would push your pregnant baby mama down a staircase so that she loses the child.. Merry Christmiscarriage!
Merry Christmiscarriage by Funnyman83 November 20, 2011

Chrystiana 

A beautiful girl that is very cheery and always lightens up the room. She is very pretty. She is known to be hyper and never shuts up. It can also be an adjective of being very obnoxious and loud or someone who is always putting a smile on someone's face with her dumb but hilarious statements. She is usually very kind, with a firey side. Has a temper, so don't piss her off! Very compationate, romantic. A sucker for a guy who knows how to whoo her. Sucker for romance. Knows how to party right and party hard!
Guy: Bro my girlfriend Chrystiana is so sweet, she is in for a good time tonight!

Girl: I love my best friend Chrystiana, she helped me go through my break-up!

Guy: You are so damn lucky to be friends with Chrystiana, she knows how to party!
Chrystiana by NatChris December 5, 2011
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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