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Christmoween 

A dark time when Americans over-indulge and gain weight. Begins when the first Halloween candy is placed on store shelves, and doesn't end until the last of the Christmas candy goes on 75% markdown.

(also spelled Chrismoween)
I can't believe it -- summer's not even over yet and the Halloween candy is already out. Christmoween comes earlier each year.
Christmoween by ch6541 September 16, 2014
Word of the Day on October 1, 2014

Chrisween 

The absolute dumbass that didn't know that King Henry The 8th had 6 wives in 48 years, her only redeeming factor is her cat and the fact that she's really fun to annoy. (She also happens to be 5'2) Her temper doesnt fit inside her gnome-like body so it's really funny to witness her get angry because she's so helpless.
Person 1: "Didn't King Henry The 8th have 6 wives in like 42 years?"

Person 2: "Wow I had no idea you were such a Chrisween."
Chrisween by Breezzy48 September 14, 2019

chrismaren 

A perfect friend that you need in your life
Sweet

One of a kind

Cute

Crispy AsF

Beautiful + pretty

Beautiful angel
CHRISMAREN is a perfect angel that fall from heaven babes.
chrismaren by XXLevenXX November 16, 2018

Christmasween

Christmasween: Where you can't wait for Christmas, but it's still Halloween or close to Halloween or even after.

It's like the Nightmare before Christman, only a more huge gap.
"Your already decorating for Christmas when it's near Halloween!?"
"Happy Christmasween!"
Christmasween by mega900 December 23, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026