A dark time when Americans over-indulge and gain weight. Begins when the first Halloween candy is placed on store shelves, and doesn't end until the last of the Christmas candy goes on 75% markdown.
(also spelled Chrismoween)
I can't believe it -- summer's not even over yet and the Halloween candy is already out. Christmoween comes earlier each year.
The absolute dumbass that didn't know that King Henry The 8th had 6 wives in 48 years, her only redeeming factor is her cat and the fact that she's really fun to annoy. (She also happens to be 5'2) Her temper doesnt fit inside her gnome-like body so it's really funny to witness her get angry because she's so helpless.
Person 1: "Didn't King Henry The 8th have 6 wives in like 42 years?"
Person 2: "Wow I had no idea you were such a Chrisween."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.