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Christmoween 

A dark time when Americans over-indulge and gain weight. Begins when the first Halloween candy is placed on store shelves, and doesn't end until the last of the Christmas candy goes on 75% markdown.

(also spelled Chrismoween)
I can't believe it -- summer's not even over yet and the Halloween candy is already out. Christmoween comes earlier each year.
Christmoween by ch6541 September 16, 2014

Chrisween 

The absolute dumbass that didn't know that King Henry The 8th had 6 wives in 48 years, her only redeeming factor is her cat and the fact that she's really fun to annoy. (She also happens to be 5'2) Her temper doesnt fit inside her gnome-like body so it's really funny to witness her get angry because she's so helpless.
Person 1: "Didn't King Henry The 8th have 6 wives in like 42 years?"

Person 2: "Wow I had no idea you were such a Chrisween."
Chrisween by Breezzy48 September 14, 2019

chrismaren 

A perfect friend that you need in your life
Sweet

One of a kind

Cute

Crispy AsF

Beautiful + pretty

Beautiful angel
CHRISMAREN is a perfect angel that fall from heaven babes.
chrismaren by XXLevenXX November 16, 2018

Christmasween

Christmasween: Where you can't wait for Christmas, but it's still Halloween or close to Halloween or even after.

It's like the Nightmare before Christman, only a more huge gap.
"Your already decorating for Christmas when it's near Halloween!?"
"Happy Christmasween!"
Christmasween by mega900 December 23, 2018