Christmas Cake 

A woman 26 years+ who is considered to be past her prime, undesirable, used goods and/or no good.

The term originates from Japan where it is tradition to eat cake on Christmas. So a cake intended for Christmas that was not eaten or is left over is considered bad and should be thrown out. Japanese businessmen coined the term, once again emphasizing the Japanese desire for a young and virginal wife. Japanese women over the age of 26 most often have to rely on either a hastily semi-arranged marriage to a friend of the family or, more frequently, marry a foreigner as they are rarely aware of the stigma or don't care.

"If we wait until after grad school, I'll be Christmas Cake."
"She just turned 26. She's Christmas Cake now."
"She married her husband at 30, so you know he wasn't bothered that she was Christmas Cake."

Christmas Cake by killerkee June 13, 2013

Christmas Cake 

What date does Christmas fall on every year? You guessed it, the 25th. And let's just say you enjoy a cake on Christmas. Hypothetically, if you're supposed to eat that cake on Christmas day and no one does, what is the logical thing to do with it? Right again, THROW IT OUT! A Christmas Cake is a 26+ year old female who has passed her prime. Signs that you have encountered a Christmas Cake are children, Hollister clothing, 19 year old best friend, 1997 Saturn SL1 w/ sun roof, etc. You get the point. See also cougar.

"Dude, I went to some party on campus last night. It was pretty lame. I thought there would be a lot of fresman hotties, but instead it was swarming with Christmas Cakes!"

Christmas Cake by Jason Calkins November 10, 2008

christmas cake girl 

In Japan, a women over the age of 25 are often seen as used goods by Japanese men (Much like Christmas cake is "no good" after the 25th of December).

As a result, single Japanese women over 25 will often find a foreign partner, since Japanese men are no longer interested in them.

- "He loves his Christmas cake girls"
- "Shes a Christmas cake girl"
- "Since hes a Japanese guy, he wont be interested in her because shes old enough to be a Christmas cake girl"

christmas cake girl by Robsterooni June 10, 2007

turd in a christmas cake 

Its like a turd in a Christmas cake means then you expect to get something good, but turns out bad.

Chris gave me a job the other day, it turned out to be a turd in a christmas cake

turd in a christmas cake by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024

christmas tree cakes 

Something that people are addicted to holy frick why

A : I love these christmas tree cakes! *spams them in the group chat*
Everybody else : WhYYYYY

christmas tree cakes by foxlife37 December 15, 2020

Christmastake 

Gullible to be taken in - with your Jewish friends and secret Jehovah Witnesses friends or anyother friends of another religion - that convince you they too celebrate Christmas but only to accept your generous kind-hearted hand-outs. Only to later pass on your gifts for other purposes.

Jonny gave his best mate a big present this year for Christmas. Only Jonny later discovered his mate was not a Christian who celebrates Christmas, so gave a gift away for no reason and now feels stupid and made an utter Christmastake.

Christmastake by Long Johns December 26, 2011