Christmastake 

Gullible to be taken in - with your Jewish friends and secret Jehovah Witnesses friends or anyother friends of another religion - that convince you they too celebrate Christmas but only to accept your generous kind-hearted hand-outs. Only to later pass on your gifts for other purposes.

Jonny gave his best mate a big present this year for Christmas. Only Jonny later discovered his mate was not a Christian who celebrates Christmas, so gave a gift away for no reason and now feels stupid and made an utter Christmastake.

Christmastake by Long Johns December 26, 2011

christmastoe 

A numbness or loss of feeling in your toe(s) often experienced by people who hike continuously on steep terrain. A common condition/occurrence in the Silviculture industry (brushing and tree planting).

Planting typically takes place between May and September and those who suffer from 'christmastoe' will often only regain feeling around Christmas: 4 - 6 months later.

Rookie: Man, this is fucking weird, I haven't been able to feel my big toe for the last week. I think it's dead...

Vet: Don't worry dude, it's just christmastoe.

Rookie: What?

Vet: The feeling will come back around christmas...

**vet walks away from rookie**

Vet mumbles: ...fucking rookies.

Rookie mumbles: ...fucking planting.

christmastoe by chicout-ami June 5, 2009

Christmastache 

a lustrous mustache grown every year in celebration of the birth of christ.

Tommy's Christmastache is so boss this year!

Christmastache by Pastaaa October 4, 2011

christmastreeing 

when you randomly fill in answers on a multiple-choice test.

I don't know any of the answers, so I'm just christmastreeing this bitch!

christmastreeing by oh no it's not June 16, 2007

christmastable 

Christmastable ( Christmas table) is the english translation to the Norwegian word Julebord. A julebord is a dinner held by companies for their employees around xmas time. Every working person in the country will be invited to at least one per year.

What is the date of your christmastable this year?

christmastable by HBOK December 1, 2013

Christmasteer 

One who is a valiant Christmas decorator and has a determined Christmas spirit.

" Ali is not a true Christmasteer!"

Christmasteer by THEKINGKONG November 30, 2011

Simply having a wonderful Christmastime 

The moon is right
The spirits up
We're here tonight
And that's enough
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime

The party's on
The feelin's here
That only comes
This time of year
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
The choir of children sing their song
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding ooo
Ooo ooo toot toot toot toot toot toot
We're simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
The word is out
About the town
To lift a glass
Ah don't look down
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
The choir of children sing their song
They practiced all year long
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding dong, dong, dong, dong, dong
The party's on
The spirits up
We're here tonight
And that's enough
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
We're simply having a wonderful Christmastime
The moon is right
The spirits up
We're here tonight
Oh and that's enough
We're simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Oh oh
Christmastime

Simply having a wonderful Christmastime by Evilous Dark Power December 11, 2020