Christmas ass
The extra poundage resulting from consuming too many drinks, cookies, cheese balls, etc. at holiday parties.
Christmas ass by creepingphlox January 3, 2010
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the ghost of Christmas ass
1. a girl who's ass ceases to amaze, a truly epic ass.
2. someone who guides you to get a lot of ass with tried and true techniques.
3. buttfucking a girl at exactly 2am on Christmas day.
2. someone who guides you to get a lot of ass with tried and true techniques.
3. buttfucking a girl at exactly 2am on Christmas day.
1. alison? she's truly the ghost of christmas ass.
2. that kid really helped me hit that like a pro. he's like the ghost of christmas ass or something, with the shit he knew.
3. dude, i hit that at 2 am last christmas, it was the ghost of christmas ass!
2. that kid really helped me hit that like a pro. he's like the ghost of christmas ass or something, with the shit he knew.
3. dude, i hit that at 2 am last christmas, it was the ghost of christmas ass!
the ghost of Christmas ass by Dane and Lylan October 29, 2011
Christmas Asswipe
Toilet paper stained green and red as a result of wiping after taking a green-colored shit while on your period.
"Jan! You need to remember to flush the toilet! I found some of your christmas asswipe in the bowl!"
Christmas Asswipe by Bingo Bongo December 1, 2018
Christmas asshole
Christmas asshole by Who_shall_be named October 6, 2020
Christian ass whooping
Christian ass whooping by Santa 🎅 November 19, 2018
Fake-Ass Christian
A type of faux-Christian who typically only highlights any content of the Bible that serves their bigoted perspectives. When it comes to 'loving thy neighbor' they fail miserably, often by proclaiming that people migrating in order to escape persecution need to, "go home", and that "the government needs to build a wall" to keep them out. It's likely that if they existed when Mary was pregnant and migrated in order to find a safe place to give birth to Jesus, they would slam the door right in her face and be cool with her child dying of dehydration.
That fake-ass Christian is donating money to the "build a wall fund" created by another fake-ass Christian who plans on keeping the money.
Fake-Ass Christian by Lobster_Poop December 25, 2018
half-ass christian
is a christian who will lie to you and the world saying that they're true a christian and go to church every sunday, but they don't act like christians and they sin more than most non-christians do.
she is not a christian...she's a half-ass christian that's why is she wearing those apple bottom shorts and acting like a slut on the dance floor.
half-ass christian by candygirltasteright July 27, 2007
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