The lead guitarist of the band There For Tomorrow. Christian used to have long, pretty blonde hair but he cut it and dyed it brown. Christian has a lisp, stutter, and he's colorblind. He seems very ADD, funny, and nice. He's a total studmuffin and a badass guitarist.
Girl 1: "Can you believe Christian Climer cut his pretty hair?!"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).