Christmas Angel

1. An ornament of religious origin that traditionally sits atop a Christmas tree
2. To get your pine so far up an angelic looking girl's clacker that she starts seeing circles

'Hey bro, you know that hot nun from the convent? Well I bought her a couple of mulled wines last night before taking her home and making her into a Christmas Angel. If fucking a nun doesn't clear up these herpes then surely nothing will.

by Anonymous submissions December 6, 2016

Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025

Christian Angelo

Christian Angelo was creative, funny guy, abnormally smart, caring, and a top achiever from his school. He, Christian loves to play with his dogs, inshort, he's a dog lover. Christian may be your worst friend but he isn't. He is very loyal to his friends, and a trustworthy friend. He is a kind-hearted person to the point that he doesn't fight along with his enemies. But, once you try to reach his limitation, he'll definitely reciprocate the bad thing to you that you did to him. One more thing is that Christian has a secret that nobody knows except for his parents.

He has deep emotion inside of him that he doesn't want to show to the people around him including his friends. Christian is always there at your back, side when you needed him especially when you are feeling lonely, alone in life and has a problem.

Be like Christian, the person who is always right there for you!

Christian Angelos out there is a friend that you could've ever want to have at your side.

by YourBhie June 9, 2021