Christmas Vacation

The best thing that Christmas has to offer. No school for a decent amount of time while you relax with all of your new gifts you got! Also the title of the 1989 movie staring Chevy Chase.

Christmas Vacation is so fucking amazing, especially since I can now play all my new games.

by Assassin aprentice September 14, 2016

Christmas Steve

The day before Christmas eve. This is the second last day to get all the presents bought.

It's too busy to travel on Christmas eve, I am heading home on Christmas Steve.

by win2day September 14, 2012

Ghetto Christmas

When you ask for a HULK action figure and get a used Ken doll, painted green.

Where's the karate chop action on this piece of shit? Fuck, this is such a Ghetto Christmas

by Acid^Rogue October 13, 2003

dorky Christmas

Another word of a hand job.

"hey would you like to go back to my place and I give you a dorky Christmas?"

by Thomas Sister June 24, 2022

Christmas Shit

When you’re wiping your asshole and it your shit is green. But over time due to the Hiroshima sized shit, the constant friction causes you to bleed and the toilet paper goes from green to red.

Bro my asshole is fucking raw right now, I just had a Christmas shit.

by OG Gucci Trap Lord December 8, 2017

Christmas Castro

the member of the family who takes it upon themselves to make sure everyone has a god damn happy holiday.

Christmas eve dinner really sucked until Christmas Castro made us drink cheap red wine and forced us to deck the halls.

by dave rippon February 17, 2008

Christmas Angel

1. An ornament of religious origin that traditionally sits atop a Christmas tree
2. To get your pine so far up an angelic looking girl's clacker that she starts seeing circles

'Hey bro, you know that hot nun from the convent? Well I bought her a couple of mulled wines last night before taking her home and making her into a Christmas Angel. If fucking a nun doesn't clear up these herpes then surely nothing will.

by Anonymous submissions December 6, 2016