Christian Shit
Christian Shit by Lovelovelovehatehatehate September 10, 2011
Christian Shithead
Every Christian is a shithead. Anyone who believes a guy's mother was a virgin and then she got pregnant by a god is already kinda wacko. And then the contradictory things this so-called messiah supposedly said....the "gospels" aren't the "gospel truth" if you read them carefully, you'll see they contradict each other and then when a "gospel" wasn't approved by the early church, they declared it false. So there's a lot of stuff out there about Jesus and Mary Magdalene getting it on. Your imaginary friend in the sky isn't going to save you.
Do good on this Earth right now. Take care of other people. Take care of the planet. Hate all Republicans. Vote against the asshole teaparty and you have a chance.
Do good on this Earth right now. Take care of other people. Take care of the planet. Hate all Republicans. Vote against the asshole teaparty and you have a chance.
Joe: Hey, Bernardo, check out the Christian Shithead over there! She's born again.
Bernardo: Must have been a tough birth for her mother.
Well, looky here, what have we got? A Christian Shithead! Another one, dammmmm. Can't get rid of those fuckers.
Bernardo: Must have been a tough birth for her mother.
Well, looky here, what have we got? A Christian Shithead! Another one, dammmmm. Can't get rid of those fuckers.
Christian Shithead by Lova My Nay-Bah September 17, 2010
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A fake, shallow friendship between two Christians that is based solely on common belief in Jesus. In a "christianship," your "friend" will pretend to love you and will say nice Christian things to you. If you begin questioning your beliefs or, even worse, lose your faith, this "friend" will leave you in a heart beat. You are no longer one of "God's people" and you have been deceived by Satan. This supposed "friend" who you thought cared about you as a person actually only liked you because you were Christian. This person will want nothing to do with you and will likely only say (oftentimes in a condensing fashion) "I will pray for you."
My friend Lindsay found out last week that I'm atheist. Now she won't talk to me. I've tried texting and calling her but she won't respond. When I ran into her at the library, I tried saying "Hey!" but she completely ignored me. It looks like our christianship is over. :/
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