A Christian sandwich is when one fucks a hooker on one day, then the next day they meet a Christian for a nice civilised dinner (like Christmas dinner) and the following day, the fucks another hooker. This is called a Christain sandwich.
dude 1: Happy Christmas bro.
dude 2: Yeah, it will be when i complete my Christian Sandwich.
dude 1: Nice going bruv.
dude 2: Yeah, it will be when i complete my Christian Sandwich.
dude 1: Nice going bruv.
by a_fool December 26, 2025
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