Christ-Al

a weird girl with a weird name who also lowkey fakes having mental illnesses and is a loser with no irl friends

person 1: yo christ-al is so fuckin weird
person 2: umm... thats my sister
person 1; she's still weird

by whomshallimightbe March 7, 2025

Christ Almighty

An initial exclamation of exasperation. When something is not going the way it should, and heavy frustration occurs, calling upon the subject of this explanation may appear to be, to some, the only answer. Similar to "For God's Sake", "For Pete's Sake" or "For Fuck's Sake".

Christ Almighty, what did I do to deserve this?

Christ Almighty, she never did... did she?

Christ Almighty, Sat, will you please just Fuck off?

Christ Almighty, where are you when I need you?

by Sat O'Matic October 1, 2007

Christ Almighty

Exclamation used to express shock

Christ almighty, that girl is sexy...

by jmgomez77 October 25, 2016

christ alive

see 'crikey o reily'. christ alive!!!

"... i cant see properly... oohhhh, christ alive... "

by pan March 8, 2004

Alba and Christ

The sweetest couple in the world, lovely people on their own too.

Wow look at them, so cute! They're definitely like Alba and Christ

by DutchBallVIII February 18, 2021

Chris Alterio

A hairy/hefty guy from Smithtown who only cares about alcohol and taco bell.

That guy is such a Chris Alterio

by Kyle Phaneuf July 13, 2020

Chris Albrecht

Evil little man who ran HBO programming to the ground. The moron who was responsible for canceling Carnivale and other wonderful original series on HBO. Will possibly go down in history as the biggest idiot to ever be called "program director". Currently known for his brilliant work of running the movie Wedding Crashers on a permanent loop.

Chris Albrecht doesn't know WHAT he is doing!

by Colossus Rider October 12, 2006