Christ Church

Biggest and best of all the Oxford Colleges, founded by Cardinal Wolsey and subsequently re-founded by Henry VIII. The only College to have a Cathedral as its Chapel. 'Nuff said, really...

Pembroke person: Gosh, I wish Christ Church had accepted me. As it is, I'm stuck in this shithole across the road.

Christ Church by Randy Rutter October 26, 2005

Christ Church Grammar School 

Chritchurch is a school located in the western suburbs of perth. It is known for being a sancutary for immigrants and a breading ground for homosexual men. If you don't already academics as an asian, you are forced to kiss other boys for tiktoks.

guy 1:"hey look at that kid drowning "
guy2:"must go to Christ Church Grammar School"

Christ Church Grammar School by PrivateschoolGimp March 25, 2021

Christ Church Secondary School 

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I was admitted to Christ Church Secondary School!

Christ Church Secondary School by akhylys August 21, 2021

Christ Church Secondary School 

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yoshi from christ church secondary school had sex with that girl from sparkle thoughts

Christ Church Secondary School by s3xbomb August 22, 2021

LA Church of Christ

A cult that typically operates on college campuses. High-pressure, groupthink mentality- and don't even think about leaving the church unless you want to be harassed and told you are going to hell.

"Do you want to come to an LA Church of Christ bible study?"

"Fuck no!"

LA Church of Christ by Clambake Man June 22, 2008

Trinity United Church of Christ 

A racist, hate-mongering "church" in Chicago formerly attended faithfully by President Obama. Members of this "church" must adhere to concepts such as a commitment to the black community, black family, and black work ethic. They are also to reject the idea of settling at "middleclassness." The pastor(s) of this "church," according to their doctrine, aspire to have a congregation who supports all active church members outside the church AND SOCIALISM (well, they call it economic parity...). They also harp on "African people in diaspora," or Africans who were forced into a large migration to a new land.

Trinity United Church of Christ member: I am a part of a black church who supports other black people.

Christian: I am a member of a white church who supports other white people.

Trinity United Church of Christ member: RACIST!

Christian: How is my church any different from yours?

Trinity United Church of Christ member: BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL RACIST AND WE ARE ALL VICTIMS. *hops in car and shoots Christian in a drive-by*

Trinity United Church of Christ by The Balthazar September 6, 2009

Central Avenue Church Of Christ 

An unknown cult in Fairborn, Ohio that covers up sexual assault and hides predators.

Rose: Don't go to Central Avenue Church Of Christ. It's really dangerous.
Syra: Why?
Rose: They're a cult and their covering up sexual assault, I should know, I'm one of their victims.

Central Avenue Church Of Christ by TheWhistleblower June 7, 2018