The greatest person alive. He's funny as hell and is always down for an adventure. Everyone loves him because he's incredibly friendly and easy to talk to. He's the best boyfriend in the world, you can't find anyone else like him. He's got eyes you get lost in and a voice so soothing you'll want to listen to it forever. He's extremely sweet and makes you feel like the specialest person on the planet. But don't get fooled by his sweet side, once you two are alone, he's really sexy and you'll want to please him as much as you can. Freak in bed. Super hard NOT to fall in love with him. You'll be lucky to have him, don't ever let him go.
My boyfriend makes me feel like a queen every day, I'm so in love with him.
Aw! You've got a Chris Smith! Girl you lucky.
Using an assumed identity to sneak into a highly exclusive, sold-out event. Specifically, impersonating a real, low-level member of the media /press (e.g. Chris Smith, Fox News graphics department) to gain entry into a major tournament, concert, prize fight etc.
"Dude, there's no way Simon can get tickets to the World Cup!"
"Nah, Bro, I'm not worried about him. He's Pulling a Chris Smith!"
Will Smith slapped Chris Rock because he joked about his wife. Chris Rock then says “Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me.” Then Will Smith screams and says “Keep my wife’s name out of your fucking mouth!” Chris Rock says: “Wow”
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.