Chris Lahn

Chris Lahn is that guy who sits in the corner in tech class who just annoys everyone
1.Has all classes with me
2.lives in a swamp with donkey and shrek
3. Has a IQ lower than Aidan
Has crappy business ideas
4. Very judge mental

5.Hard core porn addict
6. has 22 siblins
7.likes to mow the lawn
8. lives in Iraq during the summer
9.watches the Simpsons in his free time
10. Absolute chop
11.needs help when he jumps out of planes
12. has a fear of tiny holes
Finally Chris is often referred to as the special one if you know what i mean !0

definition of Chris Lahn is a chop

by Chris Lahn June 13, 2018

Chrisland

A country occupying a land similar to that of Europe in a galaxy far far away. Chrisland is rich in natural resources, population and workforce; it has a high standard of living, and a great military. Chrisland is on the Libertarian side when it comes to politics, so the Second Amendment (right to bare arms) is alive here, along with the First. Chrisland is a Federation, with the Colgorelle (where the Fed. gov. is headed), States, Counties, and Cities making up the different governments that its citizens adhere to. States collect the majority of the taxes, while the Fed collects very little. The Fed. taxes go towards the National Military

Someone from Chrisland is called a Chrislander.

by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020

Chrisland Orthodox

A Charismatic church in the mythical country of Chrisland. The church focuses on the gifts of the Holy Spirit and spreading the Gospel by one's lives, love towards others, and demonstration of the gifts of the Spirit to edify the Church.

The Chrisland Orthodox Church is the only growing denomination in the World.

by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020

chrislaine

Chrislaine is a sexy, smart independent women.
All boys follow her around because of her body.

SHE HAS A BIG BOOTY OR BOOBS

she will make you feel loved and appreciated

She will never cheat on you, loyal asf

DAMNNN CHRISLAINE IS FINE ASF

by HDHSOSHEBDJ January 28, 2017

Chrislande

She's the sweetest girl you'll ever meet. She will always make you laugh with her inappropriate jokes. She's a very genuine person. If you become friends with her consider yourself lucky becasue you'll never find someone who cares about you so deeply.

Hey man what's wrong?

Nothing really I'm just- today is not my day

Here come on let's go see chrislande her and her nasty jokes will make you feel better XD

by Malerie October 20, 2020

Chrislanda

Chrislanda is a girl who’s very nice she’s also pretty chrislanda can be mean at times n rude but overall is a good in kind hearted person she cares about others but doesn’t like being used chrislanda will always have your back as long as you do the same in return She Plays dumb but don’t let that fool you chrislanda is also thick

Chrislanda is a girl who’s very nice she’s also pretty chrislanda can be mean at times n rude but overall is a good in kind hearted person she cares about others but doesn’t like being used chrislanda will always have your back as long as you do the same in return She Plays dumb but don’t let that fool you chrislanda is also thick

by Chrisssypooh May 23, 2019

Chrislande

A beautiful girl/woman who has an amazing personality with a great sense of humor and a beautiful smile that always makes you smile and laugh no matter what kind of mood you are in anyone would be lucky to know a Chrislande.

She seems like a chrislande to me man.

by Emobish235 October 20, 2020